Time tested and now I lose my temper on those phone calls, I’m sorry that you called. Yea! Coz I am damn pissed off! I got these kind of calls almost everyday and its frustrating!! Who Sold me? Who? tell me ! tell me! Idiot Moron, you make money without my permission you stupid Onion Head!
What calls do I received? I bet this happen to you too and here’s how I DEAL with them, and I use alot of stupid in my head.Phone Rings for all the calls la of course Caller A: Hi Ms. Chan Cantik? Me: You’re calling from? Caller A: Are you Ms. Chan Cantik? (Stupid right, why should I reply you that’s me and that’s my name there’s so many scam out there? Idiot) Me: What is it regarding? Caller A: I am calling from Hotel Onion Head.. can you give me 2 minute? Me: No I am busy (Caller A still want to talk) Caller A: Actually our Hotel wants to offer you our membership bla bla bla Me: I am not interested with whatever you want to offer me! Ok! You hear me! I don’t want to know Caller A: Can you please tell me why? (Stupid idiot, Its not Free right? Malas Cakap summo) Me: (Hang up the phone) Caller B: Hi is this Ms. Cheryl Cantik? (Argh.. again?) Me: Who is it? Caller B: Ms. Cheryl Cantik.. you got ‘Onion Head’ Bank Credit Card Right? We would like to offer you balance transfer Me: I cancelled the card already Caller B: Do you want to apply it again? (What? Freaking Asshole ! !!!!! ) Me: (Hang Up) Caller C: Hello, Ms. Cantik Me: What is it regarding? Caller C: Are you Ms. Cantik Me: Why should I tell you? Duh! Caller C: We’re Calling from ‘Onion Head Gila’ Bank Credit Card and we would like to offer you balance transfer Me: I don’t have debt, what to transfer? Caller C: Oh, then can we offer you attractive Personal Loan Me: Why would I want a personal loan? Caller C: Maybe you want to shop? (Idiot la this caller!) Me: (Hang Up) (Caller C call back) Caller C: Hi Ms. Cantik, why do you hang up my phone? Me: (Hang Up again) Caller D: Hi Ms. Cantik Cantik Me: How can I help you Caller D: Are you Ms. Cantik Cantik? (They all got script geh, so its always the same.. no creativity cis!) Me: What is this about? Caller D: I am calling from Onion Head Gila Bank and we would like to offer you personal loan? (Why stupid bank Call again? They give my name to several ppl..) Me: Somebody called me awhile ago, and you call me telling me the same thing! Stop Calling me. (Hang Up) Caller E: Hello Ms. Banyak Cantik Me: What is it regarding Caller E: I am calling from Bank Onion Head Gila Gila Me: I am not interested with whatever you want to say, don’t call me. (Hang Up) Caller F: Hello Ms. Terlalu Cantik Me: Who’s on the other line? Caller F: I am calling from Bank Banyak Onion Me: What is it regarding? Caller F: We want to tell you exciting news, our Bank has pre approved bla bla bla Me: Wrong Number la! (Hang up)